“Why didn’t you tell me as soon as you found out you were pregnant?”
Extra Type: Favorite Quotes
Your quickest sip of every story. Read what the characters are saying and thinking in this rundown of quips, quotes, and quirky thoughts.
“Marriage. Now there’s an idea.”
“Do not steal my car. That would annoy me and I am already very annoyed.”
“You’re not going anywhere. We’re ringing in the new year right here.”
“Goodbye, Laszlo. This time we mean it, sì?”
It’s been so nice seeing you again, Reve. I can’t imagine why I told you to go to hell and walked out on you.
I would not have allowed you to kiss this mouth if it belonged to someone else.
“You want me to believe the one time I had unprotected sex, my vasectomy spontaneously reversed itself and I made a baby?”